I JUST NEED SOMEBODAAYYY TO LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEdit
hates cats for some odd reason. his hobbies include reading at the nudebeach, shaving hamsters, and testing out women's underwear. has an odd fascination for seacucumbers. also is in love with everyone in the hornpile but doesn't like to admit how flushed he is for everyone. has a collection of miniature tea sets that he keeps displayed in his secret room behind the oversized painting in the hallway. UI is completely hot for Dave and wants him to show him what it means to love.
He is completely and utterly in love with everyone. He is more flushed than a toilet. A toilet in the only bathroom at an international airport.Edit
Is the bride of admiredCanter))
he will kill us all when he reads this XDEdit
OH HE HAS READ IT. AND WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU IN A FIREY BLAZE OF GLORY BUT HE INFACT WON'T AND HE'LL SING PRECIOUS LULLABIES BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU SO MUCH THAT HE WILL HUG YOU TIL YOU POP LIKE A GRAPE AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD AS YOUR BONES ARE CRUSHED INTO DUST
- shoosh paps* you know we love you, UI <3 <3 <3