Developed to stave off boredom during a slow week, the Drunk Game is used to simulate the slow inebriation of the residents of the Hornpile during parties to hilarious effect (at least, we think so).

Every comment the character makes is modified with the 'misspeller' quirk, the intensity of the misspelling increases with each spoken post. When the character has been deemed incomprehensible by popular agreement, the player must have them pass out, during which time the other players may do pretty much anything they like with the fallen character (within reason and good taste, tying shoelaces together is fine but shaving their entire head isn't). After a few minutes the player is allowed to wake their character, fully sober, to deal with the aftermath while their tipsy friends giggle like hyenas on nitrous oxide.