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pipeFan413 is the chumhandle of Mr. Dad Crocker. His appearances are somewhat rare and few things are known about him.

He has been married to Dave Strider, a very rich and famous movie director and fellow freedom fighter, for an unknown number of years. His hobbies include baking, shaving, smoking his pipe, ironing, raising his daughter Jane, and subverting Her Imperial Condescension through covert means.

Mr. Crocker spent roughly 10 years as a practicing medical doctor before going to work as the global Head of Finance for the Crocker Corporation, as that is a much better position to spy on and destroy the Condesce from.